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tortillachipcat asked:

ur like the queen of brazil. all i know of brazil comes from you. all of brazil knows of you. you are brazil. all hAIL THE NATION OF BRAZIL. ALL. H A I L.

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blueshirtedchekov:

i am brazil

Q

Anonymous asked:

But breasts ARE sexual organs? They release oxytocin when stimulated, that makes them sexual.

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algrenion:

ive had to deal w this argument before ok listen here

boobs do the oxytocin thing when theyre stimulated yes, nipples are an erogenous zone. Men’s nipples do this too. Now read over those two sentences and let the double standard dawn on you okay? Think about it if both kinds of nips release oxytocin when you do the touch touch on them, why is only one kind of nip considered a sexual nip? sexism that’s why

it’s ridiculous and technically makes a dude’s nipples more inappropriate than a lady’s nipples because boy nipples serve virtually no other purpose than to be stimulated by temperature change or by sexual activity, while girl nipples serve the added purpose of oh you know, feeding babies no big deal

but nah man nah both can be aroused so both nips are sexual or no nips are so make up your mind

you know where else is an erogenous zone?? ears. Are you wearing an ear bra/?? Why the fuck arent you wearing your fucking ear bra you trash put on yoourfucking ear bra youre not allowed to show your fucking ears thats so inappropriate and its makinng me horny its distracting me from my school work youre not following the dresscode wear your fucking ear bra yo ufucking

Good news bad news best news

sparkafterdark:

The good news:

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 I found my favorite old jacket while sorting through my old stuff

The bad news:imageThe last time I wore it I was nine years old

The best news:

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I am the anime now

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zeeewa:

deaf iranian girl who wears rather large, beautiful rings to punch the people who disrespect her

zeeewa:

deaf iranian girl who wears rather large, beautiful rings to punch the people who disrespect her

thefuuuucomics:

fuck ur dreams kid

fstw:

Bane had the right idea just trap all cops in a tunnel

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garrisonbabe:

accidentally swapped phones with someone at a party and don’t realize until their mom calls in the morning and you spend like three hours talking to this hilarious woman about life and when you go to her house to return her kid’s phone wow the kid is the really good kisser from the party last night au

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riverplants:

foods that will poison cats:

  1. alcohol 
  2. chocolate
  3. caffeine
  4. dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)
  5. fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. tuna (when not made for cats)
  9. xylitol (artificial sweetener)

if you have a cat please reblog this

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johnblacksads:

@this whole website: please allow yourselves to say fuck instead of “frick frack” and “frickle frackle”. please I’m begging you

frickle frack you

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cartoonbrew:

Thoughtful design and composition involves intelligent use of Rhythm and Spacing. Notes from Dreamworks Director Louie del Carmen. 
Found via http://theartcenter.blogspot.ca/2010/03/louie-del-carmen-rhythm-and-spacing.html
cartoonbrew:

Thoughtful design and composition involves intelligent use of Rhythm and Spacing. Notes from Dreamworks Director Louie del Carmen. 
Found via http://theartcenter.blogspot.ca/2010/03/louie-del-carmen-rhythm-and-spacing.html
cartoonbrew:

Thoughtful design and composition involves intelligent use of Rhythm and Spacing. Notes from Dreamworks Director Louie del Carmen. 
Found via http://theartcenter.blogspot.ca/2010/03/louie-del-carmen-rhythm-and-spacing.html
cartoonbrew:

Thoughtful design and composition involves intelligent use of Rhythm and Spacing. Notes from Dreamworks Director Louie del Carmen. 
Found via http://theartcenter.blogspot.ca/2010/03/louie-del-carmen-rhythm-and-spacing.html

cartoonbrew:

Thoughtful design and composition involves intelligent use of Rhythm and Spacing.
Notes from Dreamworks Director Louie del Carmen.

Found via http://theartcenter.blogspot.ca/2010/03/louie-del-carmen-rhythm-and-spacing.html

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aatropos:

raging-raichel:

aryll:

mutisija:

villancikos:

The Anatomy of a mermaid

yes, thanks.

i hate when people draws mermaid’s tail like it was some sort of goddamn suit on normal human legs like this:

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it just doesnt work

christmas has come early

Thank you.

christ thanks so much

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Ok, but have you considered…

sam-sour-wolf:

  • The guy living below me has a really loud alarm clock that always wakes me up at the ass crack of dawn AU
  • I went to investigate a scream and found my neighbour standing on a chair to avoid a rat/cockroach/snake AU
  • My neighbour has a really squeaky bed and my bedroom is right below theirs AU
  • Someone keeps stealing my doormat AU
  • My pet tarantula escaped and I forgot to warn the guy below me who is scared of spiders AU
  • I need you to pet sit my pet this weekend and I forgot to mention it’s a giant snake, the mice are in the freezer, thanks bye! AU
  • The apartment above me has left their tap on or something and water is LEAKING THROUGH MY CEILING WTF! AU
  • My neighbour’s sister got the wrong house number and barged into my apartment AU
  • The guy next door/my roommate always steals my coffee, so I started to make extra AU

APARTMENT AUs! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ

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rlmjob:

good

Health and hygiene before modern times

  • EUROPE: Why the fuck are we always getting sick? Is it demons? Is it ghosts? Is it a curse?
  • EVERYBODY ELSE: Have you tried washing your ass?
queertrees:

geekygothgirl:

verycuriousnocure:

During World War II, Josephine Baker served with the French Red Cross and was an active member of the French resistance movement. Using her career as a cover Baker became an intelligence agent, carrying secret messages written in invisible ink on her sheet music. She was awarded the Croix de Guerre, and received a Medal of the Resistance in 1946. In 1961 she received the highest French honor, the Legion d’Honneur awarded by then President Charles de Gaulle.
Our loss, U.S.A….

If you don’t admire the shit out of J. Baker, who was also pretty openly bisexual and adopted NINETEEN children in addition to the badassery mentioned above, I want you to go sit in the corner and think about your life choices.

um she was also a huge civil rights activist and her refusal to perform for segregated audiences at major clubs that were fallin over themselves to book her helped de-segregate vegas performance venues
aaaand she had a pet cheetah

queertrees:

geekygothgirl:

verycuriousnocure:

During World War II, Josephine Baker served with the French Red Cross and was an active member of the French resistance movement. Using her career as a cover Baker became an intelligence agent, carrying secret messages written in invisible ink on her sheet music. She was awarded the Croix de Guerre, and received a Medal of the Resistance in 1946. In 1961 she received the highest French honor, the Legion d’Honneur awarded by then President Charles de Gaulle.

Our loss, U.S.A….

If you don’t admire the shit out of J. Baker, who was also pretty openly bisexual and adopted NINETEEN children in addition to the badassery mentioned above, I want you to go sit in the corner and think about your life choices.

um she was also a huge civil rights activist and her refusal to perform for segregated audiences at major clubs that were fallin over themselves to book her helped de-segregate vegas performance venues

aaaand she had a pet cheetah

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